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Im not a big fan of law enforcement but boy am I sick of societies obsession with pants. Can't go anywhere without a pants nazi saying put some pants on and im like. no you. and they are like im wearing pants. and im all like well good for you then.
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CUZ THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER.
I went down to the beach and I saw Kiki, and she was all like awww, and I was like yeah, whatever!
And then I was like... At the mall or whatever and she was like "shouldnt you have some kinda like pants on or something?"
And I was like "yeah whatever!" 😏
no shoes, no pants, no service.
A travesty.
Actually, I want shoes. No pants, no problem.
Yeah I’m not leaving my house without shoes
oh I agree. Shoes are essential and socks if its cold out.
^this guy jorts