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[–] msage@programming.dev 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Problem: kidneys not working

Problem persists after not caring.

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Sell kidneys to black market.

"Slightly used"

..invest kidney money in NFT

Purchase 4 new kidneys

P R O F I T

[–] msage@programming.dev 2 points 12 hours ago

invest kidney money in NFT

lose all your money and kidneys

[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

>kidneys fail

>die

>no more problems ever

[–] msage@programming.dev 3 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Dying is kind of a permanent problem.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 11 points 21 hours ago

Or a permanent solution, it's all about perspective.

[–] __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 4 points 20 hours ago

Only for the living

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 2 points 20 hours ago

Only if you truly lived

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes but it's not a problem if you don't care.

[–] msage@programming.dev 2 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Only if you care about some other stuff.

Which you don't have to.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 20 hours ago

Sounds like someone elses problem. I won't even write a will, they can argue over it