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anon has figured it out (lemmy.zip)
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[–] msage@programming.dev 30 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Problem: kidneys not working

Problem persists after not caring.

[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

>kidneys fail

>die

>no more problems ever

[–] msage@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Dying is kind of a permanent problem.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago

Or a permanent solution, it's all about perspective.

[–] __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Only for the living

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Only if you truly lived

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes but it's not a problem if you don't care.

[–] msage@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Oh it is.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Only if you care about some other stuff.

Which you don't have to.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

Sounds like someone elses problem. I won't even write a will, they can argue over it

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sell kidneys to black market.

"Slightly used"

..invest kidney money in NFT

Purchase 4 new kidneys

P R O F I T

[–] msage@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago

invest kidney money in NFT

lose all your money and kidneys

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Social stigma (dogma) is the primary cause of harm

[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

should practice ligma instead

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

mmm salty

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

That¹ or cars, yes.

¹assuming Nazis are included in that

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This got me through so much. Others stressed or sad they can't afford the life they see others have in social media.

That guy has an expensive sports car. lol, don't care. My bike cost less than his monthly payments, I am so winning.

[–] Angelevo@feddit.nl 2 points 3 months ago

Misphrased; not "don't care" -- Embrace the suck!