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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This got me through so much. Others stressed or sad they can't afford the life they see others have in social media.

That guy has an expensive sports car. lol, don't care. My bike cost less than his monthly payments, I am so winning.

[–] msage@programming.dev 29 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Problem: kidneys not working

Problem persists after not caring.

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sell kidneys to black market.

"Slightly used"

..invest kidney money in NFT

Purchase 4 new kidneys

P R O F I T

[–] msage@programming.dev 2 points 18 hours ago

invest kidney money in NFT

lose all your money and kidneys

[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

>kidneys fail

>die

>no more problems ever

[–] msage@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Dying is kind of a permanent problem.

Or a permanent solution, it's all about perspective.

Only for the living

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Only if you truly lived

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes but it's not a problem if you don't care.

[–] msage@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Only if you care about some other stuff.

Which you don't have to.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

Sounds like someone elses problem. I won't even write a will, they can argue over it

[–] Angelevo@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago

Misphrased; not "don't care" -- Embrace the suck!

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Social stigma (dogma) is the primary cause of harm

[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

should practice ligma instead

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

That¹ or cars, yes.

¹assuming Nazis are included in that