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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah but you gotta do a bong rip as a big Midwestern storm approaches while listening to riders on the storm

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Johnny Cash did it better with Riders in the Sky

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Dunkey did it better with Petters on the Low.

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

Bryan Cranston did it better with Malcolm in the Middle

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Sheyyga Dreamcayyshhht..