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I stopped reading at "clamp your dick"
Well, if that's too scary for you, you can always blow a bit into it to inflate the urethra.
The ol' dick clamp
That trick works. Before you pee, gently squeeze the tip vertically to open up the urethra.
Usually I just slam mine in the door, twice for best results.
I do it regardless if I need to pee or not
I think there's a gulf of difference between 'gently squeeze' and 'clamp your dick', but ok.
That wasn't the trick they were talking about. They were saying to start peeing, but prevent the flow of urine to let pressure build up to blast open the urethra.
I'm no urologist, but that sounds unhealthy.
Not dangerous but you'll prolly piss on your fingers.
Oh, I misunderstood because that's abhorrent
But it works......probably should not use that as a test for things on your body....
It's all good if it works....NO!