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Did you know that when you flush a toilet, the bowl gets rinsed with clean water
Have you used a toilet before? The rim doesn't get cleaned
That’s just not a place I would expect a dick to go, no matter the size
Stop being obsessed with my dick and go pee upside down if you like.