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[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Have you used a toilet before? The rim doesn't get cleaned

[–] AdamBomb@lemmy.sdf.org -2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

That’s just not a place I would expect a dick to go, no matter the size

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Stop being obsessed with my dick and go pee upside down if you like.