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Loose pig named ‘Breakfast’ is terrorizing residents of a New York neighborhood (www.independent.co.uk)
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[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I didn't say I was hoping for the diner outcome. It would be nice if Breakfast lived out his days frolicking upstate. Again, I apologize for inserting my dark humor into your optimism.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Buffalo already is Upstate....