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Previous government efforts to boost the sale of seal products have also failed, noted Fink. As an example, she pointed to a 2014 plan which recommended the Fisheries and Oceans department try to revive the market for the sale of seal penises.

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[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 15 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, otherwise they wouldn't be much more than skeletons.

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

here in the states, 'clubbing baby seals' is a basic euphemism for 'evil'

its beyond strange to hear there is not only a market for seal meat, but that it is flat out an accepted industry. i have no horse in this race though, id eat it.. or the horse

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I remember habing a T-shirt Hell shirt that showed two baby seals in swanky attire dancing under a disco ball, with the words "Stop Clubbing Baby Seals" in glittery rhinestones.

[–] didnt_readit@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Haha I just checked and not only does that site still exist it looks exactly the same as I remember from like 20 years ago

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I've had horse a couple of times. It's pretty good.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What would you compare it to?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That's a good question. It's kind of it's own thing, kind of gamey though. It's not got much fat in it. This being said, horse isn't produced for consumption in my country and as such the meat is procured from horses that have lived life as pets pretty much exclusively.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

There is a lot of misinformation on both sides about the commercial seal hunt in Canada. Which makes it difficult to get the truth.

But to call people who are engaging in the hunt using traditional or modern methods as evil is some fucking bullshit. Most times it's a group who don't understand the nuances, using a standard that doesn't apply.

Now, saying that there aren't problems with the hunt would be rather disingenuous, and most of the anti-hunting groups deliberately misrepresent the facts because seals are cute. At the same time, the industry associations and hunters themselves are biased.

There is a way to ethically hunt seals, and having a market to sell the meat and fur is imperative for that. I'm not passing judgment on the hunters if the animals don't suffer, and they stick to the quotas and guidelines set forth by the DFO.

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 11 points 9 months ago

It also looks horrific because ice is white and stains with blood easily, so as opposed to shooting a deer in grass, killing a seal looks incredibly gory.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Aren't seals endangered? Forgive me if I am wrong but there is no ethical way to hunt an endangered population. Unless they are targeting populous seal populations, which of those there are not many.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago

Wikipedia has them listed as Least Concerned. So, not in a way that would have conservatory issues associated due to population.

Like I said there is a lot of disinformation surrounding the topic.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago

Yes. Normally sold internationally beacuse the market in Canada is rather small.

The people who hunt seals have been trying to boost domestic consumption for years.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago

Never heard of Canadian Club?