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Remember, this is talking about profits, not revenue. They're still making profit. They did shit profits, but it was more than people expected them to make, so shares went up. Fuck Tesla.
Fucking stocks are like gambling. There's no rhyme or reason to them.
Welcome to the vibe based economy.
Especially a meme stock like tesla