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Man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail by impersonating FBI agent: Sources (abcnews.go.com)

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[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No. You dont want to know. The evils that men do with pizza cutters.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

the horrors must be mostly imaginary because my pizza cutter can barely cut pizza, what is the bluntness the point.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

The horrors are beyond imaginary.