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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 97 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

How did gf go from gf to wife?

i forgot i had a gf

she tells me her husband is in the military

I dont think this story is real

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 26 points 1 month ago
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago

the whole story being something he remembered despite having no memory wasn't the giveaway?

[–] h3ll3rsh4nks@ani.social 18 points 1 month ago

He forgot he got married duhhhhhh!

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This all tracks for the military

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

He's really just trying to remember which gf

[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

We don't tell fake stories on this community.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago

He forgot he got married