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Saying no because you don't feel like it and/or you're being asked on a date in a demeaning way shouldn't be trumped by the feeling that you might not get another chance and you're pathetic for being a virgin.
Yep and that's the key flaw in 4chan's (and now the internet at large's) collective attitude to love and dating. Can't get away from it now, everyone has profound emotional immaturity.
can't wait until they stop being a virgin and find out they are still as pathetic and gay as they were as a virgin.
I actually got more pathetic and gay after losing my virginity
congratulations!
I mean my mental health and confidence improved significantly once I got the stigma of being a virgin off my back. I lost it to a girl that actually liked me and wanted to sleep with me though and we did it again a lot more times. I'm not sure a pity fuck would have had the same effect.
a pity fuck would have fucked you up more.
but people dying of thirst will drink salt water and die faster because of it too.