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During college I had the most intense crush for a girl (I really don't know why but it was like some generic memory from my ancestors in Dune kind of intensity) and we had been only grabbing coffee for several months until one day she invites me over to her apartment as a, "Haha your hair is so long that you need a haircut and I've been doing it for my roommates."
... I left after the haircut ๐ญ