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During college, a girl invited me to watch a movie with her. I went, I watched half the movie, because it was getting super late, then went back home. Mind, she lived alone and we were alone at her apartment. I'm not very bright around women, so I don't know if there were other hints that I should advance on her.
I mean, it's very hit-or-miss. Really depends on the vibes during the movie.
If you left halfway through, I'm going to take a wild guess and say you weren't - like - cuddling and making out at that point in the film.
We weren't, though I don't know if there were any signs that were invitations for cuddling and kissing
During college I had the most intense crush for a girl (I really don't know why but it was like some generic memory from my ancestors in Dune kind of intensity) and we had been only grabbing coffee for several months until one day she invites me over to her apartment as a, "Haha your hair is so long that you need a haircut and I've been doing it for my roommates."
... I left after the haircut 😭