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The cops pay Anon a visit (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 33 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

“Can we search your house? It will only help you if you have nothing to hide”.

Help me how, to get arrested faster? lmao

"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear" remains at the top of my list of bullshit lines of "reasoning" I've ever heard in my entire life.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

I removed the "only" from my text because it was a bit ambiguous.

But yes it was exactly that. It's like they consider themselves to be the law. "You're either with me or against me". Typical BS.

It's mostly cops that think they have something to prove and try to do stuff by themselves.