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[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Two of us did a 25-mile bike ride along San Francisco shoreline a couple weeks ago.

Was fully expecting to ride over homeless people, drug addicts, and raging anarchists. All we saw was pleasant weather, a beautiful coast line, and people just doing their thing. Horrified at how damn sedate Sunset Dunes and Golden Gate Park were.

The most annoying thing was out-of-service BART escalators. Expected having to dodge gang-wars and knife attacks while going up and down the stairs.

Got home with zero scars. Would not recommend.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

That sounds frighteningly boring.