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[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 84 points 18 hours ago (5 children)

Authorized in 1999? What in the cousin fucking?

[–] ugandan_airways@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 hours ago

You should check out the history of some state flags like Georgia’s and to a lesser extent Alabama’s. Ridiculous how long the stars and bars was accepted

[–] DBT@lemmy.world 55 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

That’s how it is in rural VA.

[–] coalie@piefed.zip 10 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] village604@adultswim.fan 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

They can't be near people. They quickly get outed as complete cunts. So they flee to the edges where it's easier to hide.

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 20 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

maryland wasn't even in the fucking confederacy

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 15 points 13 hours ago

You should see rural Pennsylvania. It is truly wild how less populated areas universally and unanimously decided to be home to the biggest pieces of shit.

[–] Horsey@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

The Mason-Dixon Line was drawn including Maryland to the south, and defined political divide for centuries. Maryland was considered “southern” until the 60s. It was the first state to become progressive and creep closer to the Union states north of it.

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

yes, that's my point. maryland was a slave state, but it didn't secede. so there's really only one way to interpret those flags, and it ain't culture or heritage.

[–] Horsey@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Not correcting you, just adding context for other readers🙂

[–] Horsey@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Another fun fact, the Mason-Dixon Line was surveyed and drawn between 1763-1767, predating any belligerence of the revolutionary war.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 0 points 12 hours ago

Arguably the main reason it didn't succeed was that Lincoln established Marshall law and sent in federal troops.

Sentiments among the population of Maryland was divided, but definently favorable to succession.

[–] jontree255@lemmy.world 28 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

VA was a red state until very recently. Now it’s like light blue/purple. Still lots of stars and bars being flown down in southwestern VA.

[–] mrsemi@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

That's wild. Every time I drive through West Virginia and see confederate flags flying, I have to marvel at the purest form of irony to exist in these modern times.

[–] jontree255@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago

Yeah the North/South divide has mostly morphed to Urban/Rural. You’ll see Confederate flags all over central PA too.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Hurr durr it's their heritage

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 8 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

My grandparents fought for the Third Reich, that's why I proudly fly the swastika on the bed of my truck! It's just my heritage, bro.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I grew up in the South and have reflected on this often. Growing up the history of the Confederacy was "white washed" (literally and figuratively). It was always taught as slavery was bad, but the war was about "states rights".

Obviously that is all untrue the war was about slavery, but this is what was taught for generations. The Confederate flag was of course tied to this lie, and companies ran with it. I remember seeing Confederate flag branded merchandise in Walmarts, it was at football games, and of course on TV. It wasn't being displayed in a negative light by companies then, they saw dollars and helped push the symbol.

Overall it's a good change that the flag is being dropped. The Confederacy is not something to be idolized. I do understand why some people were so very attached to the "heritage" aspect of it though. That lie was pushed before my great grandparents were born. Some people are unwilling or unable to critically analyze their beliefs and change them with new information.

It's kinda interesting how people can be both incredibly adaptable and at the same time incredibly cemented in taught cultural traditions. And if you haven't guess by now I do have an anthropology degree lol

[–] GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Oh, it was about States’ Rights.

States’ Rights to have slaves. That last part gets ‘em every time.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Lee–Jackson–King's Day ? They've got this all wrong! It was meant to be "Lee–Jackson : Kings!" Day.