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Woman sentenced for accusing her estranged spouse of illegally accessing bank account from outer space (www.kbtx.com)

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In July 2019, Worden alleged that her estranged spouse, astronaut Anne McClain, had guessed her password and illegally accessed her bank account while deployed to the International Space Station.

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[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 105 points 2 days ago (1 children)

...women have been accused and aquitted of 100% of the space crime.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Women get weird around astronauts. Remember the one who put on a diaper to make a frantic 12 hour drive to Florida to murder her romantic rival?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i remember law and order CI did a whole parody episode of it too.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Probably thought she'd show up with a wet diaper and a bloody knife and say "I'm all yours!"

The astronaut that was the object of her affection was like, "I don't even know her like that. This bitch be crazy!"

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There’s even a song about it

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Celebrated in story and song, it's a Klingon dream come true.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh, come on. As-if we haven't all done that. 🙄

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

I can't resist Bucee's rest rooms.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

just need a giant astronaut diaper and your set.