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[–] 1dalm@lemmings.world 40 points 7 hours ago (10 children)

Rotisserie chicken is like the absolute cheapest food a person can buy.

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 7 hours ago (6 children)

Cheaper to buy prepared at the grocery near me, in Ontario.

I wonder what the cost is wherever the Wall Street journal people shop.

[–] 1dalm@lemmings.world 10 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

In Dallas, you can get one at Sam's Club or Costco for $5.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

The Sam's/Costco ones are like $5 across the country. I don't think I've seen one for more than $6

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

We don't have a Sam's/cosco here, but Kroger's are 7.99. still not terrible

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago

That's closer to my price.

[–] 1dalm@lemmings.world 2 points 6 hours ago

That's what I thought, but I wasn't sure. My family eats at least one a week.

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 hours ago

Damn, guess that's the cost if you don't need to heat the coops.

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