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Anon observes a coworker (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 8 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

I am over 7 feet tall and have won several male beauty pageants. Throngs of of overaged women would break into the store next door at night in order to smell the very toilet paper that I may one day use. At the time it seemed frightening, but in retrospect it was pretty flattering

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I stand just shy of 300 feet tall and my beard is made of tentacles. I speak smoothly the lost language of R'lyeh and let me tell you- there's plenty of fish in the sea

[–] ToTheGraveMyLove@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

I'm 12 miles tall and eat planets for fun. This crazy chick has followed me across half the galaxy on a surfboard and wont leave me alone.

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 3 points 51 minutes ago

I am the concept of height itsself.

Everyone is obsessed with me.