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The quality of produced food is getting significantly worse. Lower quality ingredients. Fillers. Shrinkflation. They will push it as far as they can.

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[–] daannii@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Put a little cocaine in it. That will keep them interested.

[–] Rednax@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Best do that with something that hides the taste well. Maybe create a drink so aggressive that it might as well be a cleaning product. Just add some caramel to paint the whole thing black and you're good to go. People will love you coca product.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Better yet, market it as patent medicine.