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[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 114 points 1 week ago (19 children)

The game has gotten kind of old to me, but I wanna support them any way I can. Any other things they make that I could buy?

[–] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The "Don't talk to me until I've had my Clam-o-naise" mug is tempting me.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Oh a clam and mayo sandwich would fucking slap

[–] night_petal@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I put mayo on my fried oyster sandwiches and I love it. I can imagine similar tastiness there. I might try it this weekend.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Ooh it's been too long since I've had a nice big plate of fried clams with a mayo based sauce

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