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Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

From the same species that brought you rooster fighting, one way tickets to space for dogs, and shark fin soup: Extreme Makeover - Camel Injectables Edition

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Don't forget "driving lemmings over a cliff to make our documentary seem cooler while also spreading wild misinformation about the behavior of lemmings."

[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

What the heck! Which documentary was this?

[–] kazerniel@lemmy.world 2 points 54 minutes ago* (last edited 54 minutes ago)

found it on wiki: White Wilderness (1958)

[–] blarg_dunsen@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

The "Family Friendly" Disney documentary from the 1950's.