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And that’s basically it!
Absolutely incredible headline, but kind of a fucked up article. They're hurting camels to win a pagent, what the hell.
Now remember that child pageants exist.
From the same species that brought you rooster fighting, one way tickets to space for dogs, and shark fin soup: Extreme Makeover - Camel Injectables Edition
Don't forget "driving lemmings over a cliff to make our documentary seem cooler while also spreading wild misinformation about the behavior of lemmings."
Did you know the biomass of farmed mammals is 30 times greater than wild mammals? Our industrialized suffering is enormous.
What is it about our species that we can’t just keep to ourselves? Was the “pageant” really necessary in the first place?
Fuck we're weird.
The one thing you can rely on humans to be.
Hump Plumper is a low key insult or props. The tone and context are key.
Hump plumping sounds like part of a job description for a fluffer!
Cue the Black Eyed Peas …
What are you doing? They're goosed, okay?!
It's been a while since I have seen a post has fit this community so well.
You show up to the camel show and your camel's got a body kit, a lift kit, a wing, and 3 fake Nitrous bottles and assure the judges "yeah its stock"
First the skiers and now this... And they don't even go that fast smh my head 😮💨
Guys will hump anything.