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[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 67 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Absolutely incredible headline, but kind of a fucked up article. They're hurting camels to win a pagent, what the hell.

[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago (5 children)

From the same species that brought you rooster fighting, one way tickets to space for dogs, and shark fin soup: Extreme Makeover - Camel Injectables Edition

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Don't forget "driving lemmings over a cliff to make our documentary seem cooler while also spreading wild misinformation about the behavior of lemmings."

[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 2 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

What the heck! Which documentary was this?

[–] kazerniel@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 hours ago

Oh interesting! Thanks for the link!

[–] blarg_dunsen@sh.itjust.works 3 points 18 hours ago

The "Family Friendly" Disney documentary from the 1950's.

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