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Robot Escorted Away By Cops After Terrorizing Old Woman (futurism.com)
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[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Robots need a spot on their head us non-clankers can stick magnets to that causes them to breakdance until their batteries die.