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Chocolate 'Boner' Syrup Recalled for Actually Containing Viagra Ingredient (gizmodo.com)

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[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 29 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

“In its recall letter, the company further stated if any of its products are flagged by the FDA for containing hidden ingredients, they’re immediately removed from its catalog.” So “if they catch us we’ll take it down, but in the meantime good luck!”

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 hours ago

Look out for other products like Cocaine Cowboy flavored beef jerky, Grabby Henry's Bourbon and Lucy's Silly Drops... And remember our motto "we always recall what the FDA catches"