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[–] dukatos@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

"If we take the Viagra out of the chocolate, it wouldn't be boner chocolate, now would it?!"

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 28 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

“In its recall letter, the company further stated if any of its products are flagged by the FDA for containing hidden ingredients, they’re immediately removed from its catalog.” So “if they catch us we’ll take it down, but in the meantime good luck!”

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 hours ago

Look out for other products like Cocaine Cowboy flavored beef jerky, Grabby Henry's Bourbon and Lucy's Silly Drops... And remember our motto "we always recall what the FDA catches"

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 53 points 9 hours ago

While it's funny it's being recalled for doing what it actually advertises, if it contains any negligible amount of a drug whatsoever it has to be labeled. Not doing so is dangerous and irresponsible.

[–] Lawnman23@piefed.social 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

There’s a lot to unpack here… 😳

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago

No need to show off, big boy. Been sipping the chocolate boner juice have you?

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Didn’t they just recall honey with this too?