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Anon observes a zoomer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] EveningPancakes@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

My wife (a millennial) does this all the time at home. Part of me thinks it's her way of getting me to leave the living room so she can fart.

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

if your wife isn't farting on you are you really in love?

[–] negativeyoda@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

So I've been clearing rooms backwards it seems