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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 77 points 9 months ago (4 children)

You just call your own mom a milf...?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 68 points 9 months ago

Hell yeah, my mom’s a milf. A matriarchal introducer of love and fun.

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Just for good meassure I've searched the term and it seems like people kind of forgot it's an acronym. Most definitions just say 'attractive older woman'.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Which is what I thought cougar described. Kids these days!

Edit: this has created a short comment chain that I adore..

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No, a cougar is specifically on the prowl for fresh, young meat.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Ironfist@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago

well, yes! Hurry up! Get your cougar!

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 19 points 9 months ago

I thought cougar was for women actively hunting for prey.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Even older part isn't relevant anymore. A 22 year old with a toddler is called milf.

THAT'S NOT WHAT IT MEANS.

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world -1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nope.

MILF is someone who is considered attractive by peers of her children. Think Stacey's mom. So the theoretical milf can't be younger than 30.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You're right. American Pie corroborates your findings.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Of course it does. That was when the word still hadn't lost its meaning.

[–] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 13 points 9 months ago

His name is Oedipus.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 7 points 9 months ago

Freud thought so