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[–] islandcoda42@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I think deaf people should be allowed a “hearing ear dog” that can listen for traffic etc for you. And you can bring it anywhere.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

She had her hearing ear dog with her but just ignored its signal barks! That's why the dog wasn't kicked off the plane because those involved saw it was trying to do its job and didn't deserve to miss its flight.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There are no cars on airplanes don't be silly

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 8 points 15 hours ago

Long before you showed up, buddy!

gg.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

How do we know that car isn't being removed by the TSA?

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 1 points 15 hours ago

I like the cut of your jib, head on over to the fuckcars lemmy page and I'll make you mod.

[–] islandcoda42@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was totally being silly 🤪 but it kinda sounds like something someone would try lol

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 3 points 22 hours ago

Drive-thru airport! Park your stupid truck in first class!