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[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

I almost feel sorry for these sane USians who have to live there during Trump reign 🤣

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

There’s a reason I live in a van out in the boonies

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Please tell me that there's a river nearby

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Yes! I hereby declare you the second coming of Matt Foley!

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Wow, thanks, that’s quite the honor. I hope I can live up to his legacy.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

*down by the river

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

We prefer the term- Trumpistanians. Thank you very much

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Ugh, they probably use digital clocks, too