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Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

There’s a reason I live in a van out in the boonies

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Please tell me that there's a river nearby

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Mostly the Sacramento River

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Yes! I hereby declare you the second coming of Matt Foley!

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Wow, thanks, that’s quite the honor. I hope I can live up to his legacy.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I think the trick is copious amounts of cocaine!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 45 minutes ago

Isn't it always? 🤷🏻

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

*down by the river