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Okay, but did Google calculate how many dicks thet could jerk off for maximum efficiency?
Well that depends on a lot of factors. One of them being the distance of dick to floor of every one they would jerk. Call that D2F.
Hopefully they thought of it.
Some people will have you believe it's all about the angle of the dangle, while we all know it's about length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared.
Yes it was part of their quarterly circlejerk.
That's the earnings report