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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon dips (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Because you touch yourself at night!

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel seen.

[–] chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago

...does that make it better for you?

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I touch myself during the day because a dick in my hand is super fucking hot. Usually its not mine but if thats all I got, I gotta get it.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

a dick in my hand is super fucking hot.

He says, as he has a profile pic of Andre the giant. Who's dick was said to be bigger than some peoples arms....

sees username

Oh....