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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon dips (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Do we need to link you a suicide prevention hotline?

With eating habits like Anon, you're just asking for heart failure.

[–] Wiz@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Extremely slow suicide

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

Socially acceptable suicide

[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Nah thats called living life normally. Anon's got the Fast Trak Frequent Flier Plan.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago

Only once