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Anon dips (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Really, these are great for most things and a dirt-cheap hygiene option too. Use them for potato chips, cheetos, cheeze-its... everything where you're tempted to lick salt/powder/sugar off of your fingers. Did we really learn nothing from the pandemic?

[–] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

I just wash my hands before I eat things, but I guess everybody is different, good for you for coming up with a creative solution.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

No and I refuse to learn anything from it I'm in statesia I have been very clear.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Fyi some cultures in nhe middle east use their hands to eat all their food. They just make sure to wash up first.

IIRC a friend of mines first impression of a fork and knife was "such a waste of good metal".