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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by culprit@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml
 

reposting to see how much the lemmyverse has learned since the last time: https://lemmy.ml/post/7927508

the ultimate police state - 'security' is one of their top exports

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[–] RiverRock@lemmy.ml 8 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Daniel Democrat beats a man 49% to death with a lead pipe, then Robert Republican takes his turn and does the other 51%. The man is now a smear on the floor.

Daniel Democrat turns to the police and says "Why are you questioning me, the other guy did it more!"

Shut up, you're both going to prison.

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world -3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

You haven't demonstrated why I shouldn't favor the person that doesn't beat a man to death

[–] RiverRock@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

You're pretending to be a moron to avoid culpability for your fascism, and it will one day end badly for you. Try this line of bullshit in Palestine.