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i thought his name was jance dance vance
What's wrong Jance Dance? You barely janked the jouch?
from now on, it is 🤣
Don't you think he got enough of that in high school
Eta: I love that only a small number of people got the original reference or response
That isn't his birth name, it's his third name so far.
James Donald Bowman just doesn't sing like James David Vance
No.
He didn't change his name to Vance until after high school, so probably not.
Just Dance* Vance, actually
I wish he would just dance and keep his mouth shut.
Last Chance to Jance Dance (Perhaps)