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‘Pray With Me Please’: Pete Hegseth Reads Fake Bible Quote From ‘Pulp Fiction’ During Pentagon Prayer Service (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Please tell me he started the quote from "Say what again, mortherfucker".

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago

No. This guy is just distilled awfulness. He's all stick and no lollypop.