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[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 20 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I’m an immigrant in Germany and my boss (from here) recently asked me if it was a jerk move to do laundry on a Sunday if she checked with her neighbors first.

It made me realize I’ve been such an unintentional asshole. I’ve been avoiding things like carpentry and band practice, not laundry. There’s a guy on my street who mows the lawn before nine in the morning on Sundays though, so I’m not the worst in my neighborhood.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

There’s a guy on my street who mows the lawn before nine in the morning

These people are the worst

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 1 points 45 minutes ago

Nah, it's fine. Only the younguns sleep that long.