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Group sues Trump to stop his ‘pool guy’ from making renovations on DC’s reflecting pool
(www.independent.co.uk)
this post was submitted on 11 May 2026
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Okay, but if it's not blue... then how are we gonna get all those sweet "90's style rap-video pics" of 'Forrest Gump' riding 'Jennie' like a jet-ski on "The Trumpflection Pool: Brought to you by The Four Seasons Dildos"?
I dunno how you stop batin long enough to spell all those words. Do you wanna go to Starbucks?
Starbucks!?! We don't have time for handjobs right now, we have an entire pile of stuff & thangs to save!