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Group sues Trump to stop his ‘pool guy’ from making renovations on DC’s reflecting pool (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] HocEnimVeni@lemmy.world 21 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I dunno how you stop batin long enough to spell all those words. Do you wanna go to Starbucks?

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 hours ago

[–] brem@lemmy.world 15 points 15 hours ago

Starbucks!?! We don't have time for handjobs right now, we have an entire pile of stuff & thangs to save!