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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago (5 children)

We need age limits on politicians.

[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago

And minimal education requirements

[–] AtHeartEngineer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

it should be tied to whatever is legally the earliest you can get social security. If the government thinks your at an age that's reasonable to retire, maybe you should not be making our rules anymore.

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

Age isn't a safe metric, some people's brains go to shit at 50, some are still fully functional at 90. Just test them.

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

i would settle for televized cognitive assessments, fail and your forciboy retired