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I literally am one. A woman kidnapped me and raped me when I was 11.
You clearly didn't watch the video I linked, or you'd understand that.
Oh no way, was she hilariously bad with strapon or just fingerblast you?
Because we are talking rape and not generalised sexual abuse. Variously different definitions most doing with entering someone else's body with part of your body when they don't want to. Also, while I would never dare to put down your experiences, men are physically more powerful than women in general, and while such trauma will affect one, it won't stop that from being true. And it doesn't stop how common prison rape is. You know, men forcing their penises into the anus of other men, by force and threat of violence? It's hilarious, right, that's what you called it? "Hilarious."
You clearly didn't watch the linked video or you'd have undersood that.
I too was a sexually assaulted at a young age. I was like 8 maybe 9 and this kid tried dry-humping me on these gym mattresses. Then when I was like 20 I've got sexually assaulted several times by men when I was driving a taxi.
I don't describe any of those as rape, though, much less "hilarious". Although one definitely was attempted rape. I felt his tiny little dick.
So you still think rape is hilarious?
Thank you for proving my point. You're literally joking about rape to a rape victim. You wouldn't do that if I was a woman. Rape is hilarious (when it happens to men).
Yes and I find it fucking awful and definitely not hilarious. So with your reaction, you've actually proved my point. Which was that I'd have made a bad joke about it even if you told me you were gangraped as a woman. Because I knew you tried having a "gotcha", because pure a sweaty contrarian who wrote something as stupid as "rape is hilarious". And making a joke about something doesn't mean I find it hilarious. Here it's actually showing the opposite.
You're just contrarian, who's now forced to move his goalposts. So rape isn't hilarious or is it? Or only violent men-on-men rapes are funny? Have you ever been in jail/prison?
So any time a man gets raped, it's just instantly hilarious to you, even when there's no joke? Ofc that's not your actual view, but you won't be able to admit that it isnt. (If it was btw, I'd urge you to seek psychiatric care.)
Here, you'll probably get a whole night's worth of giggles, look
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prison_rape_in_the_United_States
Ahahaha hilarious, millions of people violently raped AHAHAHAHAAH. /S
Go ahead and tell me how hilarious it is.