this post was submitted on 16 May 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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>be me
>19
>autistic khhv
>lonely
>get great idea to work on my people skills
>join a friend finding server
>add foid
>we chat
>shits pretty boring she gives typical one word foid responses
>says shes a history major
>I know how to spice this conversation up 
>I think about asking her the classic would you kill baby Hitler to stop the holocaust?
>but then an even better question dawns upon me
>would you molest baby Hitler to stop the holocaust?
>calls me a freak then blocks me
>hour later I get banned from the discord
>pic related

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We don't need these "jokes" in our server. If you don't know better you present a risk we wish to not allow in our server.

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[โ€“] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 73 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah that's uh... I mean I'm autistic and I was nowhere near that socially inept at age 19, damn.

Also, because I had to look it up:

khhv = kissless hugless handholdless virgin

[โ€“] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 58 points 19 hours ago

There's no level of autism that can get you to think that talking about molesting baby Hitler would be a good idea, especially with a girl that anon is presumably trying to impress. There's a reason that anon is on 4chan, and it's not just autism.