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Anon works out the question to the final solution (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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>be me
>19
>autistic khhv
>lonely
>get great idea to work on my people skills
>join a friend finding server
>add foid
>we chat
>shits pretty boring she gives typical one word foid responses
>says shes a history major
>I know how to spice this conversation up 
>I think about asking her the classic would you kill baby Hitler to stop the holocaust?
>but then an even better question dawns upon me
>would you molest baby Hitler to stop the holocaust?
>calls me a freak then blocks me
>hour later I get banned from the discord
>pic related

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

See this one 4chan creep there is why all those time travelers are shooting everyone who goes to see baby Hitler. We could have just killed baby Hitler in peace with Marx but someone had to and ruin things. Was this SCHOPENHAUER? IT WAS YOU WASN'T YOU SCHOPENHAUER ADMIT IT

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I may not properly understand quantum immortality but I suppose it is technically 'possible' that I might be schopenhauer, in some sense, so... uh ... yes, maybe?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Godsdammit somebody lend us the time machine so we can go back in time and babymurderkill the craven, dastardly individual who dared commit the worst sin imaginable: being the original Schopenhauer.