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Doctors I trust more than Doctor Oz, Doctor Phil, Pete Hegseth, or RFK Jr.
Doc (The leader of the seven dwarfs)
Doc Brown
Doc Gooden
Doc Holiday
Doc Hollywood
Doc Johnson
Doc McStuffins
Doctor John Becker
Doctor Bombay
Doctor Bronner
Doctor Claw
Doctor Demento
Doctor Detroit
Doctor Dirty
Doctor Dolittle
Doctor Doofenshmirtz aka Dr. D or just “Doof”
Doctor Doom
Doctor Drake Ramoray ("Days of Our Lives")
Doctor Evil
Doctor Hubert J. Farnsworth
Doctor Feelgood
Doctor Frankenstein
Doctor Girlfriend
Doctor Hannibal Lecter
Doctor Horrible
Doctor Douglas "Doogie" Howser
Doctor Gregory House
Doctor Jekyll
Doctor Johnny Fever
Doctor Kevorkian
Doctor Kildare
Doctor Richard Kimble
Doctor Leonard H. "Bones" McCoy
Doctor Martens
Doctor Moreau
Doctor Nick
Doctor Otto Octavius (Doctor Octopus or Doc Ock)
Doctor Pimple Popper
Doctor Scholl's
Doctor Orin Scrivello
Doctor Seuss
Doctor Zachary Smith
Doctor Spaceman
Doctor Spock
Doctor Strange
Doctor Strangelove
Doctor Teeth
Doctor Theopolis
Doctor Watson
Doctor Marcus Welby
Doctor Who
Doctor Zaius
Doctor Zhivago
Doctor Zoidberg
Dr. Death (Harold Shipman)
Dr. Dre
Dr. Enuf
Dr. Hook
Dr. J (Julius Erving)
Dr. Octogonapus (DOCTOROCTAGONAPUSBLURRR)
Dr. Pepper
Dr. Donald D. Rose
Dr. Ruth
Dr. Tedros
Dr. Tran
Rug Doctor
Spin Doctors
The Doctor (Star Trek: Voyager)
Even Nurse Ratchet
I would add Doc Martin.
Both the character in the show and this marten named after him:
Shit, I'd trust the boots over them as well...
He's in there as Doctor Martens I have them in order of
Doc
Doctor
Dr.
and then last name. So he's in the middle.
THANKS for playing!
Well the Martin friend that visited my parents wasn’t!
(A cute little murder hobo… they got trapped in the window well going after mice or whatever under the house. They got out after we lowered a board in for a ramp.)
Martens only get cocky like that when they know a hawk can't get them.
Lucky for you both, my hawk is fictional. And lvl 5001.
Notably absent: Dr. Rockso, also Dr. Acula, depending on how high you are.
My screenplay!
Good on you for not forgetting about Dre.
You missed Dr. No.
A Bond villain no less.
I'm still working on the list. He's on my list of Doctors to consider adding. I just didn't add him yet.
I'll give you the list of MY considerations.
CPT "Trapper" John Francis Xavier McIntyre
CPT Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce
Doctor Amy Farrah Fowler
Doctor Dick Solomon
Doctor Frasier Winslow Crane
Doctor Galen "Doc" Adams
Doctor Heathcliff "Cliff" Huxtable
Doctor John Francis Xavier 'Trapper' McIntyre
Doctor Mantis Toboggan
Doctor Kelso?
Doctor Michaela "Mike" Quinn
Doctor Mrs. The Monarch
Doctor Nick?
Doctor No?
Doctor Princess?
Doctor R. Quincy
Doctor Simi
Doctor Beverly Crusher
Doctor Frasier Crane
Doctor John "J.D." Dorian
Doctor Niles Crane
Leonard Leakey Hofstadter Ph.D.
Mary Margaret Albright
Sheldon Lee Cooper B.S., M.S., M.A., Ph.D., Sc.D.
Doc(k) Ellis pitched a no-hitter on acid
Dr. Julius Hibbert
Doctor Temperance “Bones” Brennan
Doc Savage
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
Doctor Sleep
Dr. Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce
Dr. Abraham Van Helsing
Dr. Wellington Yueh
Dr. Caligari
Dr. Egon Spengler
Dr. Raymond Stantz
Dr. Peter Venkman
Dr. Charles Xavier
Dr. Fraiser Crane
Dr. Heathcliff “Cliff” Huxtable
Dr. Mindbender
Dr Who Dr Shipman
Dr Crippen
Dr Findlay
Dr and the Medics
Dr. Frank N. Furter
I dunno, dude. Zoidberg has an understanding of human anatomy that's tenuous at best, and a lot of his medical advice is completely disastrous. Honestly, if he were in a government health official position, I'm not sure he'd really do any better. Possibly much worse.
I remember his advice was so "out there" that no sane person would take him seriously.
Other than that, I'll agree.
A lot of us across the pond say the same thing for the current US administration...
Believe me, I'm doing everything I can think of to end this nightmare.
Here's the front of my house that is right on the highway.
An upside down American flag with an Israeli flag replacing the blue star field.
The dog is a Belgian Malinois. They are used as Police dogs here. I'm retired so she's with me all day. As you know, dogs pick up traits from their owners so she only bites politicians. She tells me they taste like chicken.
doc seismic, seems "progressive", doc pimple popper, sandra lee recently had a stroke , but she dint have significant damage from what ive heard.
EVEN NURSE RATCHET!?!?
BUT SHE WAS SO PILL FORCING!!! TOLD THEM TO LIFT THEIR TONGUES AND EVERYTHING!!!!
lol Danny and the big guy should've left with Jack. At least Danny had a chance to run on that episode of Funny in Sillydelphia.
she did get promoted to be kai of bajor.