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And that’s basically it!
Good! We NEED our Children looking HOT!
-LITERALLY every single Republican!
So... kids shouldn't have the right to their own personal expression, but they should have the right to give themselves cancer. Got it. Makes perfect sense.
Why would anyone listen to a person who looks like they got trapped in an air fryer?
Presumably somewhere there is a portrait that gets younger every year.
I'd love to get a bed that has no UV. Just warmth and no cancer risk
So they can be as baked as he is.
why is rfk jr so obsessed with minors i wonder
he has seen with dining with epstein on one or more photos. his other comment about the other month was about sperm of young men, or boys. he said sperm count was lower now than it was before, Looks like peter thiels rubbing off on him.
Looks like peter thiels rubbing off on him.
When Kick Rock isn't rubbing off on him.
It's an endless stream of stupid old men with leathery skin rubbing on each other for some reason.
I hear he likes them underage. Some say that's statutory, but he says it's mandatory 🤢
It's a union thang. His boss diddles kiddies so they all follow the leader.
Listen up you leathery pile, your ideas are stupid and you should feel stupid.
Doctors I trust more than Doctor Oz, Doctor Phil, Pete Hegseth, or RFK Jr.
Doc (The leader of the seven dwarfs)
Doc Brown
Doc Gooden
Doc Holiday
Doc Hollywood
Doc Johnson
Doc McStuffins
Doctor John Becker
Doctor Bombay
Doctor Bronner
Doctor Claw
Doctor Demento
Doctor Detroit
Doctor Dirty
Doctor Dolittle
Doctor Doofenshmirtz aka Dr. D or just “Doof”
Doctor Doom
Doctor Drake Ramoray ("Days of Our Lives")
Doctor Evil
Doctor Hubert J. Farnsworth
Doctor Feelgood
Doctor Frankenstein
Doctor Girlfriend
Doctor Hannibal Lecter
Doctor Horrible
Doctor Douglas "Doogie" Howser
Doctor Gregory House
Doctor Jekyll
Doctor Johnny Fever
Doctor Kevorkian
Doctor Kildare
Doctor Richard Kimble
Doctor Leonard H. "Bones" McCoy
Doctor Martens
Doctor Moreau
Doctor Nick
Doctor Otto Octavius (Doctor Octopus or Doc Ock)
Doctor Pimple Popper
Doctor Scholl's
Doctor Orin Scrivello
Doctor Seuss
Doctor Zachary Smith
Doctor Spaceman
Doctor Spock
Doctor Strange
Doctor Strangelove
Doctor Teeth
Doctor Theopolis
Doctor Watson
Doctor Marcus Welby
Doctor Who
Doctor Zaius
Doctor Zhivago
Doctor Zoidberg
Dr. Death (Harold Shipman)
Dr. Dre
Dr. Enuf
Dr. Hook
Dr. J (Julius Erving)
Dr. Octogonapus (DOCTOROCTAGONAPUSBLURRR)
Dr. Pepper
Dr. Donald D. Rose
Dr. Ruth
Dr. Tedros
Dr. Tran
Rug Doctor
Spin Doctors
The Doctor (Star Trek: Voyager)
Even Nurse Ratchet
I would add Doc Martin.
Both the character in the show and this marten named after him:
Shit, I'd trust the boots over them as well...
Notably absent: Dr. Rockso, also Dr. Acula, depending on how high you are.
My screenplay!
You missed Dr. No.
A Bond villain no less.
I'm still working on the list. He's on my list of Doctors to consider adding. I just didn't add him yet.
I'll give you the list of MY considerations.
CPT "Trapper" John Francis Xavier McIntyre
CPT Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce
Doctor Amy Farrah Fowler
Doctor Dick Solomon
Doctor Frasier Winslow Crane
Doctor Galen "Doc" Adams
Doctor Heathcliff "Cliff" Huxtable
Doctor John Francis Xavier 'Trapper' McIntyre
Doctor Mantis Toboggan
Doctor Kelso?
Doctor Michaela "Mike" Quinn
Doctor Mrs. The Monarch
Doctor Nick?
Doctor No?
Doctor Princess?
Doctor R. Quincy
Doctor Simi
Doctor Beverly Crusher
Doctor Frasier Crane
Doctor John "J.D." Dorian
Doctor Niles Crane
Leonard Leakey Hofstadter Ph.D.
Mary Margaret Albright
Sheldon Lee Cooper B.S., M.S., M.A., Ph.D., Sc.D.
Doc(k) Ellis pitched a no-hitter on acid
Dr. Julius Hibbert
Doctor Temperance “Bones” Brennan
Doc Savage
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
Doctor Sleep
Dr. Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce
Dr. Abraham Van Helsing
Dr. Wellington Yueh
Dr. Caligari
Dr. Egon Spengler
Dr. Raymond Stantz
Dr. Peter Venkman
Dr. Charles Xavier
Dr. Fraiser Crane
Dr. Heathcliff “Cliff” Huxtable
Dr. Mindbender
Dr Who Dr Shipman
Dr Crippen
Dr Findlay
Dr and the Medics
Dr. Frank N. Furter
Good on you for not forgetting about Dre.
Doctor Zoidberg
I dunno, dude. Zoidberg has an understanding of human anatomy that's tenuous at best, and a lot of his medical advice is completely disastrous. Honestly, if he were in a government health official position, I'm not sure he'd really do any better. Possibly much worse.
Kennedy’s action comes at a time when many adherents of his Make America Healthy Again movement have adopted regular sun exposure as a core principle of wellness, with social media influencers encouraging followers to abandon sunscreen and build up their “solar callus,” or sun tolerance, instead.
Even if this doesn’t give you cancer, it’ll make you look like a California Raisin. In one of Lab Muffin’s videos (chemistry PhD who makes educational videos about beauty/skincare product misinformation), she has a great photo of an older woman who has put sunscreen on her face but not neck for decades, and it looked like they belonged to two different people. Same if you’ve ever seen photos of old truckers that don’t use sunscreen on their window side arm.
TL;DR: UV radiation bad. Protect yourself from the giant nuclear explosion in the sky. If you don’t like sunscreen, use a sun jacket or anything long sleeved with a good UPF rating.
Sunscreen on face but not neck
Trucker
Yeah these people have constant access to the internet yet are entirely unable to spend 4 seconds on it to look up picture of middle-aged highland folks who are working in the sun all day.
RFK = Skin cancer's best friend.
Wait. Does this fuck actually think UV doesn't cause cancer?
Or is he just, like, people have a right to give themselves cancer?
These idiots are going to poison themselves with e coli, while mainlining horse dewormer (which won't do anything for the e coli), all while high on psychedelics and cooking themselves in a sunbed. I'm sure that will leave a lovely corpse although I wouldn't want to be the one that has to clean that up.
Though by the sound of it it sounds like they're going to render themselves extinct within a generation.
Plague doctors would have laughed at them for being so unscientific.
It's like his goal is to get as many people sick from as many things as possible. No vaccines, red meat heavy diet and suntanning beds. What's next cigarettes for kids?
What’s next cigarettes for kids?
To build up their lung callus, for when they'll get work in the coal mines.
What's next cigarettes for kids?
Nope, just flavored vapes
his goal is to make people look like him, his skin all leathery from UV damage, or pleathery.
Pinnacles of beauty, masculinity, health, and heterosexuality.
Also he highly recommended a daily dose of racoon dick for newborns.
Well they need vitamin D too.
Holy shit this is so much more fucked up typed out than in my head.
Sooooooo, trump I get. He's a narcisist. That's why he does the things he does. He's also putins bitch. So he tries to destroy america, because putin is obsessed with the cold war.
The rest of the crew are just desprate needy sycophants, who do nothing but try to gobble up as much attention and power as possible.
But RFKjr? Him I don't get. It's like he's an 80s saturday morning cartoon villain. He would fit right in alongside Cobra, or CLAW, or being one of Jokers henchmen.
I'm honestly expecting him at some point to encourage people to drink bleach.
He's just really fucking stupid.
I’m honestly expecting him at some point to encourage people to drink bleach.
Simpsons.. I mean, Trump did it.
Holy moly I was just ranting incoherence about this so much I welcome the new grass-stained burnt face look that RFK Jr. Really Brings To uh wherever he u-
Gotta give them kids sexy orange skin
Ok. Tanning beds are cancer machines for everyone. The enablement is a consequence of allowing sun beds in the first place - this doesn't change much honestly.
Also, what groups are cleared here? Teenagers? Children? There is a lot of ambiguity in that news site.
withdrew a proposed FDA rule
rule that would have banned minors from using devices that mimic sunlight
The rule, which was withdrawn March 16, would have also required indoor tanning facility users to sign a form acknowledging the risk of cancer, early skin aging and other health effects.
Misleading title.
They're probably thinking "a nice tan will make children even more fuckable!"